"All have won, and all muist have prizes," as (I think) the Dodo proclaims after the Caucus Race. Very clever, all of you. This is the best I could come up with:
Oysters delight to bark and bite
Though we all say them nay,
And clocks proceed from day to night
Implore them as we may!
But let the bears eat little boys
As is their ancient right;
And let their pretty passions rise
And let their pretty passions rise
To give us all delight!